My platypus post has 187 notes, and I’m feeling a little bad about that because I haven’t given much attention to my one true love lately.
So here, have some okapis.
Awwww yeah, look at that majestic beast.
Come now, don’t be jealous. You know you’ll always be my favorite.
Platypi might be part duck, but the okapi is some kind of weird mix between a giraffe and a zebra….
Look at me!! I do weird as fuck things too!!!!
Alright, now you’re just showing off.
There’s a winter storm warning so my professor moved our exam to monday.
I’ve been studying for the past hour.
It is 1 am.
I have to be up in 5 hours.
And I have been studying for an exam I don’t even have tomorrow.
I’m not sure whether I’m laughing or crying right now….
Can we just admire the platypus for a moment?? Look at this fucking animal. Evolution created a fucking mammal with the body of a MOLE, the eyes of a FISH, the beak of a DUCK, the feet of an OTTER, and the tail of a BEAVER. It LAYS EGGS, it’s fucking VENEMOUS, and it can SENSE ELECTRIC FIELDS to catch its prey. You may ask: “What the fuck, nature?” and you would be entirely justified. When European scientists first discovered the animal, they thought it was a taxidermist’s hoax. As it is, the platypus remains an ecological enigma, and to many, a joke. But the platypus does not need your approval. Behold, the mighty platypus.
Actually what looks like a beak is a sense organ. It is what is used to sense electric fields. it has a mouth underneath the sense organ.
THEY JUST GET WEIRDER BY THE MINUTE HOLY SHIT
My body can’t decide if it’s gonna get sick or not. I woke up gagging on mucus this morning but then I was ok for a bit but then I was nearly passing out at work, but I feel fine again now…. I just need it to hold off for tomorrow so I can take my test and then I don’t fucking care….
I hate when that happens. You are set to go and then you realize you don’t have time to watch it.
AND THE WORST PART IS HAD I GOTTEN THE TIME RIGHT I WOULD HAVE WATCHED IT ANYWAY. I WOULD HAVE TURNED IT ON AT 8 AND THEN STRESSED FOR 3 HOURS AFTERWARD BUT GOTTEN MY SHIT DONE ANYWAY. BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS ON AT 9!!!!
Submitted my report with 15 minutes to go. I think I made it with 25 to go last time. And the time before that was like an hour…. By the end of this semester I’ll be turning them in at 11:59 and 50 seconds….
Why do girls answer their phones in the bathroom?? You’ll never see a guy in the bathroom on his phone, but girls for some reason do it all the time. I’ve heard a girl answer her phone in the shower. What the fuck?? You’re gonna get it wet!! I’ve heard multiple girls answer their phones on the toilet. Why do you wanna talk to someone while you’re taking a shit?? I don’t understand……
Thank you!! I already found it though… But you’re the only one who answered so I suppose you can have my eternal love anyway. ;)
I have Glee downloaded and ready for me, but it’s now 10:30 and I still haven’t finished my lab and I also have a test to study for so I think this is gonna have to wait for tomorrow.
*deep heavy sigh*……